There are a lot of websites out there that offer fantasy baseball fans, and fans of the game in general, projected statistics for their favorite players. They use some kind of Einsteinian formula to predict what every player is going to do in 2008 – how many home runs, RBI, uniform (ahem) adjustments, etc. But it seems that all of these projections are just slight modifications to the player’s stats the previous year. It makes me wonder just how accurate these projections are.
Well, here at Mets Fan in Texas, we’ve devised our own state-of-the-art formula for making projections. We pull the numbers out of our ***.
We’re going to put our formula to the test against ESPN’s fantasy projections, and at the end of the year, we’ll see who got it closer. Here’s a list of some key Mets, and their projected (ahem) stats for the upcoming season
David Wright
ESPN: .319 BA, 32 HR, 109 RBI, 28 SB
MFT: .316 BA, 34 HR, 114 RBI, 31 SB, 30,000 swooning thirteen year-old girls
Jose Reyes
ESPN: .285 BA, 13 HR, 63 RBI, 72 SB, 112 R.
MFT: .297 BA, 16 HR, 71RBI, 68 SB, 121 R, 451 sentences started with “I mean”
Johan Santana
ESPN: 22 W (!!), 269 K, 2.54 ERA
MFT: 18 W, 241 K, 2.95 ERA, 2 new yachts, 1 golden idol built in his honor by Willie Randolph
Carlos Beltran
ESPN: .274 BA, 33 HR (didn’t he have 33 HR last year?), 108 RBI, 21 SB
MFT: .281 BA, 36 HR, 118 RBI, 23 SB, 36 times he refers to his bat as his “little friend”
Pedro Martinez
ESPN: 10 W, 161 K, 3.10 ERA
MFT: 14 W, 186 K, 3.89 ERA, 100 major leaguers frustrated that they didn’t even come close to an 86 MPH fastball
John Maine
ESPN: 13 W, 156 K, 4.18 ERA
MFT: 17 W, 205 K, 3.46 ERA, 12 times he’s mistaken for the GOP presidential nominee
Carlos Delgado
ESPN: .267 BA, 29 HR, 98 RBI
MFT: .263 BA, 26 HR, 88 RBI, 1 time he refuses to stand for the “Curly Shuffle” between innings
Oliver Perez
ESPN: 12 W, 170 K, 4.40 ERA
MFT: 12 W, 170 K, 4.40 ERA (Eh, it sounded about right)
Moises Alou
ESPN: .328 BA, 14 HR, 51 RBI
MFT: .304 BA, 17 HR, 62 RBI, 1 AARP membership, 2 blown quads, and 1 balky, um, groin
Orlando
Hernandez
ESPN: 9 W, 130 K, 4.14 ERA
MFT: 178 mentions of the word “bunion,” 78 mile an hour fastballs, and about 5 trips to the DL.
Ryan Church
ESPN: .274 BA, 18 HR, 78 RBI
MFT: .282 BA, 23 HR, 76 RBI, 1 sign in his locker that reads, “Know your role, vet!”
Billy Wagner
ESPN: 36 SV, 2.41 ERA
MFT: 40 SV, 2.93 ERA, 2 appearances before he abandons his new changeup for the eighth straight year.